almost every morning i have a dream with the same theme: i need to pee but i can't for some reason. i have these dreams when i'm very close to waking up and the reason why i can never pee in my dream is because i think i'll end up peeing in real life. so i think having these dreams is my way of stalling so i can wake up and actually tinkle in my waking life. these dreams are always creative in how i'm unable to pee. sometimes i'll find a toilet but the lid is glued shut. another time i found a bathroom but it was filthy and i wouldn't step inside it. a spider walking around the toilet bowl also prevented me from peeing before. so this morning i had a dream that i was at rita hindo's house for new years. there were a bunch of people there and their bathroom was in the middle of one of the rooms with windows all around. so even after shutting the door, everyone could see me. i said, "hell no i'm not peeing in front of everyone." so i went upstairs in search of another loo. i found one that had a toilet in the corner hidden next to a cabinet. the door to the bathroom was one of those that have a little hook as a lock, so it could open about an inch wide even when it was locked. i made myself comfortable anyway and as i finally let go of any fear, a 2 year old boy decided to try barging in. i said, "no go downstairs! your mommy is downstairs, now shoo!" he went away for about 2.5 seconds and came back giggling thinking we were playing a game. i was pissed. i wanted to piss. (haha.) to make things worse, his parents came upstairs and were coaxing him downstairs, meanwhile i am crouched in the corner on a makeshift toilet hoping they would disappear.
so i woke up to the pouring rain and ran to the real bathroom with no spiders or 2 year-olds.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
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only marie would have such creative dreams!! which by the way are very amuzing!
oh by the way, i made my own cupcakes 2 nights ago and they are marilyn amazing...and free!
what else happened in that dream of yours??? hahaha!!!
I have those kind of dreams too!! I'm not kidding!!
--Cousin Farah
LMAO! D always complains about those dreams... I'm just thankful they are different from when he was little.....let's just say when he really had to go, he actually did at the end of his dream. He just never made it to the bathroom. (Poor chris who shared the bed!!!) LMAO
hahaha Dina! I can so see Derrick wetting the bed, then panicking about it. I wonder if he had some recollection of that today as he stood in two feet or gross water and panicking while cussing you out on the phone!
Dina can explain what happened...I won't steal her thunder.
u would panic too if you had to tell maysoon you wet the bed AGAIN...actually that would make me wet the bed.
din-din,
what happened?
im not allowed to say...so i will hint at it...
someone got their NEW car stuck in the huge puddle thats on a road that rhymes with MALSTED b/t 13 and 14 (yes in the road that is always closed due to INHUMAN sized puddles) and that someone had to change into shorts to wade through 2 ft of gross water. and that someone was NOT me (for once)
plz no jokes to that someone or i will be sleeping on the floor...not even the couch. he/she is very sensitive to the situation.
when did you get to be so funny dina?
i'm a natural...it was just hidden under years of pent up sexual tension (did i say that right??!). now that i am a sex machine, i am also hilariously entertaining. plz stay tuned for my next ingenious comment. (ps, i have now officially jinxed myself and will suck at blogging)
din-din, you're crazy.
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